The Mail has learned that gangs of children, some still in their prams are responsible for reading the works of Karl Marx.

Has the world gone mad? Gangs of children, some still in their prams are reading the works of Karl Marx with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Nicolas Sarkozy, who said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening."